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Chinese New Year Eve

After “Tuan Yuan Fan”, eating the Hainan Chicken I cooked with my dad’s guidance (It’s good I’m telling you), we gathered at Dao’s house like every other New Year Eve for fireworks. And like every other New Year Eve, Dao’s dad always supply us this …

Nobody wants to light that up. So my bro had to do the honour of lighting that box of fireworks. Even though the paper said it’s legal to play fireworks during the first 2 days of Chinese New Year, however, it feels like the only place that has fireworks shooting up the sky was Dao’s house, unlike years ago where the sky were filled with fiery lights.

One of the main reasons would be the kids nowadays have no idea how to light up a lighter. LOL, look at De, he needs a degree from my bro on how to light up fireworks.

Free "How to Light Up a Lighter" degree course

The day at Dao’s house ended up with Yiwen and Shuwen texting their boyfriends off and Dewen eating a pile of choc banana cake all by himself (LOL) and a bunch of us watching “Titanic”. He said the people dropping off the Titanic ship was funny and he was laughing when people were struggling to save their lives.

Nowonder he's so ... chubby

The night is always young so instead of sleeping, I went to play snooker with Cx, Kx and Ch. Damn Cx pawned us.

Chinese New Year Day 1

Boring day … all because of Astro and that stupid drama my mom was watching. Only until 8 PM we get to leave house to Dao’s house for dinner.

I gambled with a bunch of rebellious cousins(kids) at Dao’s house and got pawned shit broke. My parents’ Angpao was worth nothing after we finished gambling.

After that awful lost I went out to Capri with friends. Chatted for a few hours, finished my expensive yet crappy Mocha and off we go to Yikleng’s house.

Chinese New Year Day 2

Boring! Damned Astro magneted my mom again, same drama! We went out to Dao’s house for dinner at 7PM that day. I was bored there because everybody had their stuff to do. If not they would be texting their boyfriends away LOL.

I can’t stand the nothingness at Dao’s house so I went off to find my friends, we end up in the snooker center again. I won 1 round and lost the second round by chance to Kx. Ch was struggling to earn points, Haha.

After that we went to McD to meet up with Cx. The ACS bunch … Wilson, EeChng, Tiaso, SoPoh and Chenghaw showed up as well. And like any other CNY day, we played Blackjack to waste time.

Gambling without money was never so fun before. Because I was giving people blackjacks and busting myself at the end, EeChng and Tiaso was challenging and laughing the ass off me.

The ACS bunch left early and left me a meeting place at Giddy’s house. At McD, we finished playing and I went straight to Giddy’s house to gamble waste time until 4 AM before going home to sleep at 5.

Chinese New Year Day 3

The third day was always the best day, because I get to go and visit my teachers and get extra angpao from them. The rendezvous point was at my home. 9 people showed up and took my mom’s angpao. Ysyee kept complaining about the mosquitoes bite on her legs. Haha, I guess she’ll be the first to die if vampires exist.

Next we went to Lao Lao’s house. Gosh her sons were really hyper. Our visit was like a moving theme park into her house. The kids would play with us and go hyper over everything, even at the food!

Htling’s house was the second house to go and we updated ourselves with schooling news there. Pn. Kong’s house was the third to go. I saw my dentist there, which I have no idea how is he related to my teacher. We ate really nice otak-otak from Muar at her house.

Pn Kong with her cute son

After the visits, it’s already 7 something and we went back home to get ready to go to ChuYin’s house. At 9 I reached there and gamble, lost about 10 bucks @&#^*.

We went to Kokhui for supper because the girls want to eat there. Our table was paid by Cx and I pay for Cx’s drink LOL!

We went to Fooshen’s house to gamble and I lost again @&#^*. I end up pawning noobs in dota that day.

Chinese New Year Day 4

Day 4 was quite fun. We went to karting with and started with the 4 stroke engine. It was extremely fun fighting for places with Cx, Hansiang and my brother.

After the race they all got high and opted for the 2 stroke engine. We started off with Ahkuang and me leading. I overtook Ahkuang but Cx was flying behind me so he passed me on the straights.

Karting at Manjung Karting Circuit

I seriously can’t believe how much I was sweating then. All my focus was poured into the race and it was like trance mode at some point.

Well … 2 stroke engine is overrated at that circuit. I wouldn’t pay 10 bucks extra for the extra difference in speed.

After that racing, the next meeting place was Fooshen’s house again. I was seriously in a bit of phobia that day about gambling. So I only invested only 2 bucks on Cx. Unfortunately, his luck wasn’t transferrable so I lost 2 bucks. And now I’m 100% phobia of gambling already.

I watched them gamble and kepo a little bit until Cx started to pawn the rest of them shitless. Cx ended up 150 bucks richer at the end of the day and he treated us to McD. Even the staff there wanted a piece of Cx’s richness, so he was charged 17 extra for the lack of competency of the McD restaurant.

I complained to the manager, but nothing can be done because the invisible contract between the restaurant and Cx was already made when Cx paid extra willingly without discussing with us.

In a Nutshell

Overall, I think this Chinese New Year is extremely boring, with the lack of relatives to crap with and I kept losing money nonstop. This CNY is no fun!

Well, that is all for Chinese New Year post. Enjoy